Space ongoing right now!
5, 2004 - by Bimbo NL
of our finest men are currently occupied with a top secret military operation;
Operation Space. It made me curious, and I think you will be interested
to know what I found!
about bad planning! They all missed the community festivities last weekend,
when Simmerville hold a huge New Years Party, including introduction of
the new Mazaloom Historical Society and a celebration of Simmerville web
turning 2 years. But these 7 men and 1 woman missed it all due to a secret
operation taking place in the woods. They are staying there for one week
training, then nobody knows exactly what will happen. Thanx to my heroic
manoeuvres, you will now get to know what the Hood Council tries to keep
[takes a deep breath; do
I dare to publish this? Will I get fired?]
They operate in two teams,
and all stay in a small lodge. Team leaders are Mr Brion Mervil and Mr
Brad Rose, both doing a military career since years. Volunteering sims
that I was able to recognize were Crawl Swims, Andrew Beartop, Victor L.,
Bendic, Carl Lobos, Gloria Rose and Pale Light. There might be even more.
I witnessed them training
long distance running, tree climbing and terrain driving. They looked rather
scared, but I got the impression they will do fine under the command of
Mr Mervil and Mr Rose. We got to trust they know what they are doing! And
it looks like Ms MacAstral will be right; this Winter everyone will be
talking about aliens, not only the kids!
I managed to trace the training
centre in the forest, and on the left you will see a few photos I took
with a flying spy camera.
[I wouldn't recommend the
spy cam as it broke when it eventually fell down to ground]
The Prophecy, not as newly
discovered as you might think
Just before Christmas, Ms
MacAstral hold a press conference about the Simmish Prophecy. Well, what
we didn't know back then was that Sims Science had known about the prophecy
for a full year already! I do not know if they agree with Ms MacAstral's
conclusions, but whatever, I've found the prophecy is actually the reason
for Operation Space! These 8 of our beloved simmervillians are probably
facing a war against aliens!
The military operation itself
is still top secret, and even if I knew a lot I would not like to publicize
details because aliens might be reading this article this very moment!
And I wouldn't want "She spoiled our fight against the aliens" written
on my grave stone.
I have not managed to make
the scientists talk, but I think this is too important to keep a secret.
If scientists have known for a year that we are to be attacked by aliens
without warning us, then I think we shall sue them!
[If those aliens abduct my
espresso machine only once I will of course sue them, too!]
That meteor was a space
Last year there were regional
hysteria as a meteor crashed in the simmervillian forest. It landed 6 AM
in the morning, causing a lot of strange things to happen. If you put your
heads together you might think like I did - that meteor was no meteor but
an UFO - or a space ship - just like the Prophecy predicted. Aliens are
already visiting to steal our dimension. Whatever that means it sure doesn't
According to the prophecy,
sims will be reduced to a flat existence after the aliens have fought us.
I do not know if the prophecy actually say anything about how this battle